一语双关的幽默句子
英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子,现在为大家摘录一些常用幽默迷你句型,以供参考,据说是流传甚广的加菲猫语录哦。
- Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的,毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
- One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
- Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。
- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
- The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
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